Jack (looking at job offers on google): Oh here's one...Suicide watch. Basically, I have to talk people down from ledges.
Zoe: Hmmm.
Jack (reads from page): Must be able to lift 50 pounds.... Interesting.
Zoe: UmmHmmm.
Jack: That must mean they want me to lift a basket of cuddly puppies.
Zoe: ...
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I just want to add for the record that the job was not "suicide watch". But I did hope I'd have to hold a basket full of puppies because I have experience.
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